Taurus zodiac sign, semi-serious identikit

April 19th at 4.01pmItalian time, begins the greediest/jealous sign of the zodiac, the incarnation of Latin lover he and she of Fellini's femininity, the favorite “son” of the seductive and carnal Venus: the Bull. So here is a semi-serious identikit of this sign.

The ruling planet: Mona Venus.

The element: the Earth (of the fertile, rich countryside, prodigal of flowers and fruits).

The lucky day: Friday.

The lucky number: 2.

The merits: instill security, common sense, continuity, tenacity, affectionateness, genuineness, sensuality, tendency to put down roots like sycamore trees.

The defects: the all-encompassing possessiveness, the irritability, the mule-like adamance that doesn't fail even if you try to bribe it with a double portion of fettuccine.

The keywords: stability, security, territoriality.

Hidden desires: owning one thousand billion euros and investing nine hundred and ninety-nine of them in projects useful to society, eating 24 hours a day, like pandas, and at the same time seeing the fat pads disappear, acting in a hardcore film with a dozen protagonists besides him/her.

It's sensitive: to lavish earnings, to the pleasures of good food, to free-range fornication, even outdoors.

Love it: family ties, the home you own, preferably with a garden, the flowers, the traditional values, the cuisine linked to the territory, the good people who demonstrate with their actions that they are always there.

He hates it: the approximations, the futile expenses, the nutritionists, the hard mattresses, the belly pan.

Favorite hobby: cooking, gardening, photography, oenology.

The ideal partner: a calm and faithful Scorpio, a pragmatic and rational Cancer, a soft and cuddly Virgo.

Best friends: anyone who shares with him the joy of satisfying orality. Both at the table and fornicatorily speaking.

The worst enemy: those who are fussy (especially when it comes to food), those who ask for money.

Source: Vanity Fair

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